rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

beaceex:

when someone you don’t like touches you

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nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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ryanbeford:

mom that’s not lightning it’s the paparazzi

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

hola my name is amy pond and im on the edge with you